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      But there’s a few things that need explanation. First, the acronyms and other such.

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      Now here’s a scam. Does anybody remember this patch?

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      And who told you IE is the “market leader”? Actually, if someone is using IE, then the more impediments our site can throw up, the better, Even if they are using Edge. . . .

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    1. Well, ho hum *YAWN* who the heck cares *BIGGER YAWN*? Geeze, didn’t we already cover this?

      To all users of Internet Exploder, please make sure all the updates to your Windows 95 installation are in place.

      OK, so, what do you expect? That we actually should do some work to fix it? Remember, we do nothing on this web site and you should not be visiting it. If you have difficulties, enjoy them; you’re not likely to find them anywhere else.

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    1. Likely story. Sounds like one of those Hallmark Channel Christmas stories. You didn’t provide enough information for us to verify the tale. We know some crabs that are partial to pinching left ears, so was it your daughter’s left or right ear? What is the crab’s email address so we may verify its side of the story? How far was the scream heard? We felt a great disturbance in the force and a great gnashing of teeth at 10:32 a.m. on April 12, 1906. Does this correspond with your visit to the beach.? And which beach was it? Not one of those Antarctic resorts, eh?

      Sorry, but these things need to be verified because people try to slip thing though. We even get some malicious software delivered to the website, but our spies caught it right away.

      By the way, here’s a satellite image of a beach near you. Could this be your family outing?

      Notice the couple on the far right. There are five legs between two individuals. And next to them, could this be your daughter being bitten by a crab?

      and to know whether something is off topic, we have to know what is on topic. This web site hosts no topics in addition to all other nothings.

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    1. No. We did not design this website, nor did we do anything else. Obviously, this is a boilerplate site with everything provided by the host.

      To design a website would require we do some work, which is contrary to our religion. There are seven Sundays in our week, naught else!

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    1. To the best our knowledge, we are doing nothing to continue, so consider it continued. To forever. So long as we have nothing to do with it, fine.

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    1. Oh, no, you don’t! You’re trying to trick us into doing some work. This is our Sunday (one of seven every week) and we cannot be caught working on a Sunday.

      And as for renown, maybe infamy. Fine with us, unless we have to do something. Then it’s outright. . . . that’s enough; mommy says i have to take a nap now. Here’s a picture of mommy:

      When she says “Take a nap”, I take a nap.

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    1. Thank you very much. You should know how much we enjoyed not reading the comments that you did not post.

      You should know that we wrote a rather lengthy reply to the post, but then we woke up and *poof* the reply was gone.

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      If anyone benefits from this site, it is not our fault. Tell them to get a life. Remember, they are your friends; don’t antagonize them.

  24. Не стоит забывать и о цене. Автосервис на Ржевке предлагает конкурентные цены на свои услуги, что делает его доступным для широкого круга
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      Давайте посмотрим. Вы хотите, чтобы мы поехали во Ржевку, чтобы арендовать машину по выгодной цене. Почему? Чтобы мы могли поехать домой?

      Конечно! Звучит как отличная идея. Увидимся в прошлый четверг. Или в среду, если Северное море замерзнет и время в пути сократится.

      Видеть? Русский язык был еще одним факультативом продолжительностью в один семестр в Мискатоникском университете. Один урок, который преподал нам профессор Калистратов, заключался в том, как лечить простуду.
      Сначала выпейте чашку чая настолько горячего, насколько вы можете его выдержать, затем выпейте стакан водки настолько холодной, насколько вы можете его выдержать. Через тридцать секунд вы не будете думать о своей простуде.

      In case anybody is wondering what the above says: Me, too.

  25. Не стоит забывать и о цене. Автосервис
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    1. How about making it “Remember the Price”? Then you can use it as a battle cry like «Помни Аламо» (Remember the Alamo) or «Помни Мэн» (Remember the Maine). Now you can get on your horse, pull your saber out and ride down the streets of Rzhevka yelling «Помни цену».

      And those competitive prices, maybe they could use your sabre while they cry «Помни цену».

      And “quality service for reasonable money”? What kind of service do you get for unreasonable money?

      (In case aanyone is wondering, this guy is trying to sell car service in Rzhevka, Russia, which is more than 5,000 miles from us as the fruit bat flies. Of course, anyone can take him up on the offer.)

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